Sunday, March 29, 2015

My 25th Birthday

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For my 25th birthday I wanted to do something big, so I gathered up a bunch of friends and we went to Mohegan Sun to do a little gambling and go to their nightclub.  We rented a hotel room a couple miles away and took a shuttle to get to the casino.  I was pumped and looking to score.  I should also let you know that I had recently gotten a nose job and wanted to show off my new face.  I was feeling pretty and wanted to have a good time. 

When we first got to the club we met a couple guys at the bar, but the one I thought was cute had a strange high pitched voice.  Too bad.  As the night went on, and I got more drunk, I realized there weren't many good prospects.  The guy from earlier that I thought was cute was dancing with this one girl for a while, but later on I saw him by himself and we started dancing.  For some reason I don't feel bad being sloppy seconds when I'm really drunk.

We started making out, and then he pulled me off the dance floor and out of the club.  I didn't ask questions, I went along with it.  We left the casino, got in a cab, and went back to his hotel, which was a few miles away.  We were fooling around, but he said he didn't have a condom.  I'm surprised I stood my ground, but I did, and we didn't have sex.  I should also probably tell you that I was on the last day of my period, but I didn't say anything to him about it. 

He fell asleep pretty quickly and I was like "Um what am I supposed to do now?" I was mad he didn't want to make out with me anymore.  So I figured it was time to leave.  I used the bathroom first and noticed he left his wallet on the sink.  I knew I would need cab money to get back to my hotel, so I looked in the wallet to see if he had any cash.  Score, he did.  I took the cash, along with one of those visa gift cards, hoping there was still money on it.  I feel justified in taking it because he was such a let down.  Who goes to Mohegan Sun and doesn't bring condoms?

I went down to the lobby to get a cab, but I think karma got me because I had to wait a good hour before one finally showed up.  When I told my friends the story they were shocked, basically telling me I robbed that guy.  But I didn't profit on the venture, I had enough cash to pay the cab and when I called the number on the gift card it said there was a zero balance.

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